{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
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