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\"Welcome to the Boomtown\" is the Los Angeles themed debut hit single by David & David from the album Boomtown. The single reached number 37 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1986.
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Eliyahu Lankin was a Revisionist Zionist activist, Irgun member and an Israeli politician.
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